He-Man: The Parody 3 - <insert witty title here>

Download (37:26, 21.4 MB MP3, 2007.03.22)

Deep in the heart of the Eternian forest lies a secret glen where the shadow beasts live. Are these ferocious beasts the key to Skeletor's ultimate victory? What does an ancient pearl have to do with anything? What of the glaring inconsistencies, poor editing, script glitches and improbable plots? Will He-man's true identity be discovered? What of the glaring inconsistencies, poor editing, script glitches and improbable plots? Come back to Eternia one final time, where mystery and adventure make for an pretty nerve-wracking life... where blatant impossibilities are a daily occurrence.. and where the bold fight for truth and honor continues, even in the face of harsh, mocking parodies. This will truly be... the BEST... EPISODE... EVER!!!!

This episode featured the voice talents of

Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
MJ Cogburn as Teela and Evil Lyn
Captain John Tadrzak as the King of the Shadow Beasts
Eric Busby as Falstaff the Wig Salesman and Optimus Prime
Elie Hirschman as Trap Jaw and Beast man
David Ault as King Randor
Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
Damon Sugameli as Cringer
Karl Puder as Man-at-Arms
Shane Harris as Skeletor
Chris Snyder as the disclaimer
David Weaver as Jitsu and Clawful
Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
Mark Kalita as Adam and He-man

Written and produced by Elie Hirschman
Post production by Chris Snyder
Special thanks to Eric Busby of Darker Projects.

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film or intellectual copyright of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. Besides, it's really not all that good.

He-Man: The Parody 2 - For Whom the Wind Breaks

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On the the mystical world of Eternia, the wind blows slightly foul... Skeletor and his band of odor-laden henchmen have hatched a plot to abduct a mystical government official. But does their rotten plottin' pave the way for conquering Castle Greyskull, or is this scheme more brainless than Ram-man after a few too many drinks of mead?

This production featured:

Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
Damon Sugameli as Cringer
Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
MJ Cogburn as Teela and Evil-Lyn
Karl Puder as Man-At-Arms
Captain John Tadrzak as Ventos
Eric Busby as Stinkor: the Skunk-man and The Happy Little Elf
Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
Shane Harris as Skeletor
David Ault as King Randor
Elie Hirschman as Beast Man, Mer-Man and Tri-Klops
Mark Kalita as He-Man and Adam

Written and produced by Elie Hirschman
Post production by Chris Snyder
Special thanks to Eric Busby of Darker Projects.

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film or intellectual copyright of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. Besides, it's really not all that good.

He-Man: The Parody 1

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At the center of the Universe, at the border of dark and light lies... a fast food restaurant. Hang a right and you should reach Eternia, home of Castle Grayskull, mystic hub of ancient secrets. Sworn to protect her are the bold and reckless Masters of the Universe, headed by He-man, the most handsome man in the universe for three years running. Somehow, these mighty yet incompetent warriors guard Grayskull's secrets from the corporate greed of the evil Skeletor and his band of criminal associates.

Cast:
Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
Damon Sugameli as Cringer
Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
MJ Cogburn as Teela
Karl Puder as Man-At-Arms
Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
Shane Harris as Skeletor
Eric Busby as Nosferatu's younger brother
Elie Hirschman as Beast Man and Trap Jaw
Captain John Tadrzak as the Intercom Announcer
Mark Kalita as He-Man and Adam

Written, produced and mixed by Elie Hirschman
Contains music from the original series
Special thanks to Mark Bruzee and Eric Busby

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film or intellectual copyright of He Man and the Masters of the Universe.
All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. All we did was make it funnier.

© 2008 Darker Projects. He-Man: The Parody! was created and produced by Elie Hirschman.